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This "Twelve Steps to Conquer" is a good starting point for any supermen out there who would like to flex their muscles, stop being pansies, and learn to love war.
The main purpose is to get people to admit they are powerless over invasion, that their lives have become unmanageable, and that they should turn their will and their country over to the conqueror.
1) Take advantage of any signs of the yearning for self-determination. An xample is the protests that took place in Kyiv's Maiden after the Yanukovich regime passed laws denying citizens' rights to protest,etcetcetc. This is your opportunity to exploit unrest, and make it worse. Have your eyes on a prize. Step right in. Go for it.
2) Send in provocateurs. These can be mercenaries, Cossacks, local motorcycle gangs like the night Wolves, anyone who would welcome a fight, a shot of vodka, or a few rubles to go out and create disturbances in the street, pick fights, start violent confrontations, and the like. Sudden explosions of buildings, here and there, is good. Play cyber games. Hack, hack, hack. Get info. Keep 'em guessing. Give folks lots of your country's flags and slogans (good to wave in front of cameras).
3) Stifle the media, by intimidation, blocking TV outlets, shutting off contacts. Silence (your choice) a few journalists. Start in your own country; slowly escalate and expand. Don't worry about the internet and social media. These 12 steps are designed to circumvent their influence, or use them to your advantage.
4) Keep talking about traitors and Neo-Nazis taking over and destabilizing elected governments. It doesn't matter if these accusations are true or not. Just make them. If presidents and officials must flee their countries for their own safety, welcome them in yours. Make sure they bring their billions with them.
|A mural in Simferopol, a fine example of good PR.|
5) This is a good time to ramp up the Newspeak: Neo-fascists force out good leaders; war is peace; invasion is safety; occupation is freedom. Keep at it.
6) Send in the troops. Don't be too obvious at first. Initial contingents should have no insignias, no overt IDs. They are simply armed people with dark glasses, assault weapons, and preferably dark green uniforms. This will fool the media. They will report that "There are people here with weapons but we don't know who they are." Take it from me, this works.
7) Keep sending in more troops, until you get up to about 30,000. In addition, welcome malcontents or gangs who like guns to patrol roads. They are undisciplined and unpredictable, which is a good scare tactic. Under this cloud of confusion, aided by the media, position your troops to block roads and access routes, cut off communications, and take over government buildings. Cruise neighborhoods where known opponents live. Don't shoot. Intimidate. Your aim is a peaceful (orchestrated) change. The media will note that the place is being taken over without a shot. By then it is too late. You're in.
8) Take strong advantage as you implement these steps of the people who are for you. Again, the example is Crimea, where it was easy to whip up pro-Russian sentiment. Really wind them up. Encourage public demonstrations. Have those flags and slogans ready. It will look like a Beatles concert.
9) Now is the time to take over the local government. Install a new president and parliament. By this time, local officials see the writing on the wall, realize the support the invaders have in their own country, and do your bidding. Here's is where you script their invitation to invade their country.
10) Now you are on a roll. The people are inviting you to come in and take over. How can you turn away? You have established a need and justification for the fait accompli, the occupation. All this can take place in a matter of weeks, not months.
|This is what a good vote looks like.|
11) Okay. Good work. Now you have these local puppets stage a referendum for annexation. That's right. You stage a vote. Your own Parliament approves this action, and helps design the ballot. The only option is "yes to annex." You can add another "yes" column to give the illusion of a democratic vote, if that makes you feel better. Meanwhile, ensure that only supporters vote. Intimidate opposition. Mark their houses. Remind them of "the power of the state" to retaliate and deport. In Crimea this worked well against the Tatars, as well as ethnic Ukrainians. Scare the hell out of them, and the press. This won't be hard if you've done a good job with the first 10 steps.
12) You have engineered a 100% vote for annexation. Congratulations. The people have voted, and they "welcome you with flowers." The press will report that 100% of all the people voted for annexation, when in fact it was 100% of those who voted (you can always tweak the facts). Ignore threats from America and other countries, by the way, because their outrage is no match for your brilliant execution of these 12 steps.
Now you are set to take over more territory, even a whole country, city by city by city. You can strengthen this goal by ensuring your Parliament passes a law that "authorizes" your country "to annex territories of countries where central authority has collapsed and the local population expresses a desire to secede." The fact that you have orchestrated this outcome is what makes this 12-step program so successful.